Lets start a new count down!

Now that the pool is finally taken down ( was taken completely down Sept 26th) How many days do you think it will sit in a giant ball in there yard?

So far 18 days! Please take my poll and VOTE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few things to talk about.

First I just want to quick say the giant TV finally left the porch! It sat there for a whopping  72 days before one of there toothless friends came and picked it up.

Im getting to the point where I want to move but like I said before, I was here first and I’m not going anywhere. I love it here. My husband and I put alot of money into this place. Its a quiet and safe area in the suburbs (except the train the horn is pretty obnoxious at times) We like it though. Our neighbors just live on the wrong side of town. They don’t belong here.

I have no privacy anymore. The guy is constantly being a creeper and looking in my windows. So I just bought those black out curtains for the inside which makes me feel like I have less to stress about with having a pervert next door and a 3 year old that wants to be naked all the time.  Also I saw those sun screen/ privacy porch curtains 3 for 10 bucks on craigslist and had my husband hang one along the side of the porch. Oh and I did buy all 3 encase they try and destroy one I can pop a new one up the next day.

It should at least put the thought in there head that we want nothing to do with them. Right? Hopefully. It will also prevent them from throwing there garbage on my porch. ( they do that sometimes.) And it wont be as easy for him to look inside my house.

OHHHH and LET ME TELL YOU HOW this guy gets in old lady’s faces. The lady who lives next door to me has to deal with his shit as well.  Shes lived here for years. Shes really nice and doesn’t deserve some white trash ass hole treating her like dirt. It seems like A lot of people on my street have a problem with there family.  I told her to call the police and let them know that shes being harassed. Shes not going to do it because of the fear of his reaction after her making the call. This little midget mother fucker doesn’t have the balls to say anything to me or get in my face though. Im guessing its because im not a single  little old lady and my husband will fuck his shit up if he even trys to open his scurvy looking mouth.

Recently in the past two weeks the  girl has been outside with a dirty tray with a bunch of old dirty McDonald’s toys and grungy stuffed animals on it walking around door to door and stopping passer bys asking if they would like to “buy a toy for a dollar” and if you say no….she will keep asking. Its annoying not only for me but neighbors as well. SO THEN I guess she realized nobody was gonna by her trash so she walked around and left a toy in everybodys mailbox on the street. Well everyone knew where the things came from since she was trying to sell them- so they all ended up back on her porch only for her to try and sell them again. Seems like this family does anything to make a buck. Im guessing she learns it from her Dad who is always selling something or another….Mostly piece of shit air conditioners that have been sitting in his yard for months and stuff he steals from work.

All these little things add up and drive me crazy. Like this extension cord that they keep wedging between the pannels of the fence. Its warping the wood and messing up the fence. Its a joint property line and there is no reason any of there crap should be crossing over onto my side. Its gaudy and not pretty at all. In fact, Its an eyesore and Im tired of them making everything around me look like shit. Including there 3 piece of shit cars that they line up and space out so no one else can park.

they really get my heart rate going. I’m 6 months pregnant and I don’t need the stress.

Now Ill get back to my mom role and stop with my cursing.

P.s Does anybody else notice I always mess up my their, they’re, there’s ? Sorry

Pool Fail

Holy shit, to my surprise I woke up yesterday morning to an empty pool!

I was so excited! I started praying to god that they were packing up there grotesque shit  and moving out. Then I realized Its September there probably just taking it down for fall/winter so they can make room for more bikes.  Later that night I heard them through the window running there mouths about one thing or another and decided to go up stairs and see what they were doing. So here I am standing there like a creep and see him lower the side and BLAM!!!!!

I should contact discovery channel they might discover something new!

I havent seen that much scum since the last time lisa lampanelli did stand up.

YUP…and all that shit is flowing into my yard so my dog can roll around in it and smell like ass.

Another day another dollar…

Paying for my neighbors unemployment so he can sit on his porch all day blowing his smoke in my windows!!! I cant even open them. The weather right now is fantastic. I had my husband take the air conditioner out as soon as we started getting brisk mornings because I enjoy the fresh air flowing through the house. I don’t know, it just puts me in a good mood for some reason. Except I cant open my windows with out smelling his cheap cigarettes. He doesn’t even just smoke one. He actually comes outside to smoke 2 cigarettes and then walks back in only to repeat the process 25-30 minuets later. WTF? I’m pregnant. I don’t want to be breathing that shit in. I figured it cant be THAT bad so I decided to google it. So I was reading and I came across  that it is estimated that only 15% of cigarette smoke gets inhaled by the smoker. The remaining 85% lingers in the air for everyone to breathe. In my situation it lingers through my windows for my 3 year old and unborn child to suck in. JUST Secondhand smoke alone contains over 4000 chemicals including more than 40 cancer causing agents and 200 known poisons. I also read that

When a pregnant woman is exposed to secondhand smoke, the nicotine she ingests is for sure passed on to her unborn baby.
Women who are exposed to secondhand smoke during pregnancy:

• have a higher rate of miscarriages and stillbirths
• have an increased risk of low birth weight infants
• have children born with decreased lung function
• have children with greater risk of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS)

I’m pretty sure my baby will be fine but still… its driving me crazy!

Children exposed to secondhand smoke are more likely to experience increased frequency of:

• asthma, colds, bronchitis, pneumonia, and other lung diseases
• middle ear infections
• sinus infections
• and much more

I know I could just close my window and quit my bitching but ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!! I should be able to enjoy opened windows. Why the hell doesn’t he smoke out back in his yard? Another thing is my family has no privacy anymore. THERE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. If were out back grilling…so are they. If im out front sweeping…one of them is there watching me. If my front door is open and the screen door is closed one of them is standing there looking through the door creeping out my 3 years old. YEAH!!! Yesterday she tells me “Mommy theirs a naked man watching me watch TV” Here its my chain smoking , I think im a bad ass with all my tattoos and my shirt off neighbor just standing there watching her through the door way.

MY KID HATES WEARING CLOTHING! I hate that she always rips them off but what the fuck now my toddler cant be naked in her own home because some perv next door. Of course I shut the door. My husband previously commented on how this guy couldn’t take his eyes off me. I think hes just a pervert in general ( you would agree if you heard the way this guy talks) I really wish I knew there last names so I could find out more info on them. There not good people….they have to be hiding something.

Keep your crap in your own yard!!!

I’m definitely trying to catch up on some blogging and today I just so happen to have a lot of free time.

As mentioned in my profile I am very proud of my home, inside and out. My husband and I  keep up with the yard and maintenance and always keep things looking good. My neighbors on the other hand everything with them is an eye sore. Here is the pile of crap they recently dumped all over my yard that isn’t fenced in. ( only half my yard is fenced)  I only had my camera on me after I felt the need to throw all of the crap back into there yard and in there plants. Why not they destroyed mine. I had these cute leafy plants lined up to divide the yard and they went a head and sprayed them, weed whacked them and ripped them out. Anyways… after they acknowledged I threw there garbage back in there yard – they decided to put it in this little pile along the side. I really wish my camera was available when it first happened because all this was sprawled out in my yard along with actual paper garbage.

Bricks, cinder block chunks, white metal rods, broken baskets and watering cans.

*Not including the paper garbage.

If the shoe fits.

I use the stereotypical term white trash towards my neighbors because there characteristics  meet the requirements. Am I wrong? Maybe. The stereotype pretty much just sums up the type of people that they are. Derogatory, No class, No ambition,crude manored with low moral standards, loud mouthed rude people with no self respect who are frowned upon by society. (or at least frowned upon by people who live on our street.) They have no respect for ANY of there neighbors and its getting out of hand. They blatantly said they have lived all there lives in trailer parks. Now I’m not to sure if this kind of behavior is acceptable there but here it is looked down on.

First lets start with the Mom. She has this obnoxious high pitched, loud mouth voice. It makes me cringe. At the moment she is pregnant with baby number 3. There will be 4 kids total but 1 is her boyfriends. She is a stay at home mom as well but all she does all day is talk on the phone. When they first moved in she was smoking while she was pregnant and breastfeeding her other baby. I know what your thinking…WTF right? I don’t know how many times Ive seen her 2 year old (not 2 at the time) Running along the nearby train tracks while she was just sitting around gossiping on the phone and complaining about her boyfriend. (He complains about her a lot to) Being a stay at home mom she doesn’t cook, clean or keep up with anything. It wasn’t news to me. I already knew she was lazy. I’m home all day too!!! observing. Hahaha But I get shit done. She is 30 something years old- Not married and all of her kids have different dads. YES she does have a tramp stamp. I know you were sitting there asking yourself so I figured id mention it. She has no class.

Next in line we have the “Boyfriend“ This loud mouth cocky SOB is even worse then her. He thinks hes gods gift to women. Hes about 5 feet tall with a beer gut and tiny feet. Trust me hes no gift to women anywhere. He spikes his hair and gets the sides faded up as if were still in the 90s and talks very highly about how he dressed in high school. I’m pretty sure he said he wore bondage pants with chains and straps, makeup, nail polish, fish net sleeves and a rat tail. Wow really? I think he should keep stuff like that to himself. No matter what high school you go to dressed like that , you might seriously THINK that you were one of the “cool kids” but trust me…YOU weren’t, and chances are everybody was laughing at you. This guy is covered in the dumbest tattoos imaginable. I’m not gonna list them all but hes got spider webs draping off of his man titties and dots on his neck. When my husband asked ” whats the dots for on your neck?” His response was ” I like to get bit, if you know what I’m saying” While the whole time I’m dying of laughter on the inside because this guy has no idea how much of a tool he is. Hes a pig. Hes even made comments about the 11 year old girl next door. CLEARLY she is 11. She does not dress provocative or talk as if shes older. When we said she was 12 he said something along the lines of ” aww now I gotta go burn my eyes out”  Did I mention hes not even working right now? I’m pretty sure he was stealing stuff from tenants of the rental property he used to do maintenance on since several times he would come home late at night and unload truck fulls of random furniture and household things. But who knows there could be another reason for him all the sudden being home all the time.

Kid number 1. This bastard child is a 10 year old foul mouthed boy. His interests are riding one of his many bikes, destroying peoples property, throwing HIS dogs poop in my yard along with random things like bread, water balloons, garbage etc. He pushes around girls out side, calls them names and whips them with sticks. He invades peoples privacy and property, hangs out on peoples yards and porches even after they ask them to please remove himself. For some reason this kid is never wearing any shoes. He does strange things such as walking around on the roof and standing on the sidewalk flicking his tongue at people driving by ,while his pants are down to his ankles- All while at the same time he is with his even younger step sister. Its inappropriate, disturbing and down right weird. Hes had the police to visit there home before for ” playing dead” in the road. Drivers were worried so they called police.

Kid #2 This is the “boyfriends daughter” I’m not to sure of her age but shes between the ages 7 & 9.This little girl is most likely going to have a bad child hood. I can see it now and I feel bad for her.  I mean her dad is already a pervert and into kids. For the most part she is more behaved then the boy. Sure she is obnoxious and bad at times but shes not outside bullying other kids around and destroying peoples property. Oh and shes never wearing any shoes either. One of her favorite activities are laying in rain puddles in the middle of the road. Kid number 1 and kid number 2 both look malnourished.

Kid #3 Shes 2 years old. I feel bad for her as well. I get scared when I see her by the train tracks. Nobody is watching her except maybe 40-50 yards away is her 10 year old brother who for some reason is always smacking trees with sticks. Hes not paying attention either. I don’t know how many times the mom has come out side and said where’s ______? Who the hell trusts a 10 year old with a baby anyways? By the way this isn’t those once in a while trains, its very active. I also see her sometimes just walking out the front door hanging out on the side walk then about 5 minutes later someone comes out.

Kid #4 This is the one the mom is pregnant with. She moved here knowing she was having another baby and plans to fit all 4 kids in this 2 bed room rental house. Im pretty sure there are laws pertaining to that in PA. This is just another child I feel bad for. She was smoking while pregnant. I haven’t seen her doing it lately but she was before, all while breast feeding. Maybe that’s why baby #3 is so cranky all the time. Maybe she was having a nic fit.

These so called parents are constantly endangering the welfare of there children and to be honest it doesn’t seem like they care very much. And I don’t need anybody telling me “oh well you don’t know what its like to be a parent” I do know and I love my daughter and unborn child more then anything.

Check out there gnarley bike collection!

This isn’t counting the one on there porch and sidewalk. You should see it when these bikes are sprawled out all over the sidewalk. Its ridicules! And there parents don’t even make them clean them up. Of course they acknowledge them. I mean…they have to right? There always out there smoking by there gigantic TV. I doubt the TV gets in the way because right now its pushed up against the house. At least there nice enough to put them in a neat pile though right? There is actually a bike with one of those cute name license plates on the back except its some other girls name. The boyfriend of the house brings home a different one ever week.

ohhhhhh and they only have 2 kids old enough to ride them all.

WTF? A tv? Seriousley?

I don’t live in the city but I do live in a little quite town called Northampton. I never had a problem with living in a home connected to someone else until my white trash neighbors moved in.

Let me tell you something. They have had this hideous, old school ,ugly ass, big screen TV on there porch since July 16th. Now I have seen this TV get banged around and rained on. There is holes in the speaker covers and chunks out of the bottom corners missing yet they had the nerve to put a sign on it that says ” TV for sale WORKS GREAT $125 OBO ” COME ON…SERIOUSLY? Ive seen rain literately slam through the holes in the back of the TV. This dinosaur of a TV cant possibly work great let alone work good. I think having this on your porch for 67 days (that’s only so far) is a little extreme. Now its fall time. My husband questioned me while they were decorating there porch and asked “where does one buy TV decorations?” I lost it laughing. But was actually sad to see that they only decorated around the thing. Here is a pic of the tv only after being out there for a few days and then a recent picture. I figured you could tell with the fall window decorations on there door.

Bacteria infested pool

Alright, So here are some pictures of my neighbors pool. It is actually even greener now. These pictures were taken two weeks ago. My husband even told my neighbor “your not going to be able to afford to keep up with that thing, chlorine is expensive” He didn’t seem to care much. Birds swim in it as if its a bird bath. Mosquitoes linger around it and they allow there kids to swim in it. Including there 2 year old. This is clearly a  bacteria infested pool. Its obvious that the bottom is filled with algae when the kids are yelling ” daddy this is fun…its really slippery on the bottom” haha.

The town even told them to take the pool down due to code violations. These scum bags actually have an extension cord going directly from the pool- directly in through there always opened kitchen window. WTF RIGHT? It totally has electrical fire written all over it and guess whose house is connected?!? Thats right, Mine. Here are some pictures taken 2 weeks back.

First Post!

So here it is, My first post. Why did I decide to create a blog about my neighbors? So I can vent. There trashiness drives me crazy and my husband doesn’t want to hear about it anymore. Here I will come and rant about the ridicules things they do. I’ll even be a creep and take and post pictures. So def stay tuned. I’m not much of a writer but most likely nobody will read this anyways.

As much as id like to get away from them. I love my town and I will not move.